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Be creative and dig deep within yourself for the answer. There is no limitation to how you answer a question.
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If I were an American…
I am fat

If I were a Japanese…
I will be driving a japanese car

If I were a member of a platinum selling group like N’Sync, Destiny’s Child, etc…
I would be very happy :)

If I were an only child…
I’ll be so lonely!

If I were a rock star…
I will definitely be avril lavigne

If I were Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus…
i'll be a brat

If I were homeless…
i would get food and money from the government.

If I were Barack Obama…
I would be very very proud of myself!

If my life were a hit musical…
Like what? High School Musical? Hm I would be really happy if my life were like high school musical :)

If I were fighting in Iraq…
I’ll pray I’ll make it out alive

If I were an animal…
I would be a bird! Then I can fly wherever I want :)

If I were a lawyer…
i can brake the law

If I were an actor…
I’ll so totally win an award

If I were Paris Hilton…
i won't be

If I were an astronaut…
I’d be earning big bucks.

If I could rule the world…
i'll get rid of the chinese and give their country to rome lolz peace men

If I worked in a school cafeteria…
I’ll make sure I sell my food cheaper.

If I were home alone…
i'll be watching porn...

If I weren’t home alone…
I’d still be doing this quiz haha.

If I were the opposite sex…
I’d make sure I work out at the gym day and night.

If I were a gadget…
i'll be a vibrator :D

If I were a website…
I’ll be a porn site :D

If I were a gangster…
then i would be the most beautiful gangster

Well, this is reality… But let’s have fun. Would you replace the life you have now for any one of the things you mentioned?
Hm… dont think so.

Bruno Falls Into Eminem's Lap at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards

Sacha Baron Cohen (as his alter ego Brüno, the Austrian fashion journalist) falls into rapper Eminem’s lap during the 2009 MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheater on Sunday evening (May 31) in Universal City, California

It seemed completely staged but watch the funny clip of it below

Hilarious!!!

Air France plane missing off Brazilian coast

An Air France jet with 228 people disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean Monday en route from Brazil to Paris. The plane ran into severe weather shortly before it was last heard from, and authorities expressed little hope that any survivors would be found.

If there are no survivors, it would be the world's worst aviation disaster since 2001.

The 216 passengers included 126 men, 82 women, 7 children and a baby, Air France said. There were 61 French and 58 Brazilians; 30 other countries were represented, including two Americans.

Air France said it expressed "its sincere condolences to the families and loved ones of the passengers and crew members" aboard Flight 447.

Air France-KLM CEO Pierre-Henri Gourgeon said the pilot had 11,000 hours of flying experience, including 1,700 hours flying this aircraft.

Experts said the absence of a mayday call meant something happened very quickly.

"The conclusion to be drawn is that something catastrophic happened on board that has caused this airplane to ditch in a controlled or an uncontrolled fashion," Jane's Aviation analyst Chris Yates told The Associated Press. "Potentially it went down very quickly and so quickly that the pilot on board didn't have a chance to make that emergency call."

Airbus spokeswoman Maggie Bergsma said it was the first fatal accident of a A330-200 since a test flight in 1994 went wrong, killing seven people in Toulouse.

The Airbus A330-200 is a twin-engine, long-haul, medium-capacity passenger jet that can hold up to 253 passengers. There are 341 in use worldwide, flying up to 7,760 miles a trip.

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Susan Boyle finished in second place

Susan Boyle finished in second place, behind dance troupe Diversity.
For the final round, Boyle performed the song that made her an Internet sensation, 'I Dreamed a Dream' from 'Les Miserables,' and earned high praise from all the judges. Watch

Despite the loss, judge Simon Cowell said Boyle has "come out of this very well. We've never had a runner-up like Susan Boyle before. She's won over a lot of fans tonight through her graciousness. She's a really sweet person. She has a massive future ahead of her."

"That to me was THE greatest performance I've seen in Britain's Got Talent history... you should win. I loved it," judge Piers Morgan told Boyle as she walked away.
Judge Amanda Holden was almost brought to tears.

As for her future, she told viewers, "I hope to get an album out. Who knows? I will just play it by ear."