Thursday, October 15, 2009


* Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.

* There'd be a cure for stretch marks

* Natural childbirth would become obsolete

* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem

* All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness

* Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained

* Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment

* They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute

* Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm

* Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags

* They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."

* Paternity suits would be a line of clothes

* They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months

* Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree

* Women would rule the world!

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